Whatever happened to...? Well, she's been at Niagara Mohawk in Syracuse ever since she graduated from college. Married. One daughter. She got Best Looking in Class Favorites when I graduated from high school! That's KB. I met her my freshman year of high school. It was in gym class and I was asking if anyone heard this new song by Elton John called "Your Song" and she starts singing the song. She knew the words and had a beautiful voice, too. It was friendship at first sight. We'll get back to her. C'mon, admit it - you've been to classmates.com! We've all been there! Even Curt went there and he NEVER does crap like that. He even sent me a message after he found my high school and the year I graduated. It was fun looking at all the classmates who registered their names. But then it got serious! The other day someone viewed my profile. OMG. Who was checking me out? Was it Pete, the soccer player? Dick, the football player? Ron, the wrestler? Jack, the guy down the street? I HAD TO KNOW!! But the only way to do that is to pay for a subscription. Geez. Well, curiousity killed the cat but satisfaction brought him back. I knew it couldn't be an old girlfriend because we all still keep in touch. No, it had to be some guy who broke my heart and wanted to reassure himself he'd made the right decision. Oh, was I ever going to surprise him! So I slapped down my $15 for the 3-month introductory offer. And now I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait. The excitement level is off the chart. One more click of the mouse and I'll know the identity of my mystery man. Jan Harris???????? Who the heck is Jan Harris? Is this a cruel joke? Time for reinforcements - I called KB at work. She'll know - she knows everything. She's been my go-to girl ever since she started singing the words to that song. And I knew I would feel bad after she told me who it is because I couldn't remember myself. I explained my yearbooks were buried in the garage or else I would check out the mystery chick myself. KB doesn't remember either - yeah!!!!! I feel much better now especially after the ego bashing I took thinking some guy from my past was trying to reconnect. So KB tells me her yearbooks are on a top shelf in a closet behind a tv and that she'll get a ladder that's out in the garage up in the rafters until I tell her I can't take it anymore because I'm laughing so hard. I finally decided to dig out out my senior yearbook. No Jan Harris, I tell ya. So who is this person? Did she accidentally click on my name? Or did one of those guys (Pete,Dick,Ron,Jack) put her up to this? Better yet, one of them just made up the name. Yea, that's what I think happened. I did send Jan an email to see if she was looking for me. If Pete, Dick, Ron, or Jack replies, I'll let you know.